Ray's New Year's Resolutions

Hello everyone. I just got back from a very wet and windy vacation in Hawaii with two other couples and 10 children. When it rains for 7 days straight -- and I mean STRAIGHT; we had exactly one hour of sun -- and you have 10 children to entertain, fame and fortune cannot help you. Thank god for in-room Nintendo.

I had a lot of time to think, and I thought I'd share my New Year Resolutions with all of you.

-- This year, I will hug my wife more. Or have my assistant hug her more for me.

-- I will listen to my wife when she talks to me. Or ask my assistant to listen and tell me what she said, but shorter.

-- I will exercise more. Or have my assistant get fatter so I look better in comparision.

-- I will pay my assistant more.

That's all I got! I'll let you know how I do... have a great New Year!

Ray