Which award is heavier?

You probably won't find this as amusing as I did, but give it a shot...

My twin ten-year old sons were taking a tour of the Paramount lot with friends who were visiting. The tour guide had stopped by a case full of old Emmy's and Oscars, and was discussing each one. She reached in and pulled out an Emmy, and started commenting on how heavy it was.

"Oh my, it's so heavy," she said. "I don't imagine any of you have ever held an Emmy before but it is so heavy!"

The group was very impressed. My son Matt, standing in the back, watching her with great interest, had to put in his two cents.

"The SAG award is heavier," he exclaimed. The tour guide stared in disbelief.

Keeping it real, folks, keeping it real.