Ray, from Vegas

Hey, I'm in Vegas to do my gig at the Mirage. Boy, what a town. Gambling, legalized prostitution, drive-though wedding chapels, and the weather! Man, is it hot here! 108 degrees. I went golfing this afternoon. I lost eight balls; two of them were mine! (It's hot here)

Here's something you'll never hear in Vegas: honey, I'm going to go warm up the car.

It's very hot here.

But I'll tell you what: I'm from NY... I'd rather be in Vegas, 108 degrees, than NY, 80 degrees. You know why?

Legalized prostitution!

Kidding, of course.
More later.
Ray